Having sex on the first date can be hot, it’s all new and passionate and fumbley but in a gorgeously awkward way. Discovering someone’s body can just feel like a great extension of the intimacies you’ve already exchanged about your childhood pet fish Parsley, whilst delightfully stripping each other off. Most of the feral/flirty community shared the sentiment of: FUCK yes! Try before you buy!! And with all of this ringing in my ears, I went on a pretty successful (translated – sexy) first date this week. And found out what happens when someone’s idea of you collides with who you actually are.

A first date tells you a lot about someone. What they wear. Where you go. How they smell. (Just me?? ok). We thought we’d give you a run down of first date locations and what the hell your choice says about you…